Jan
5th
Sat
5th
i'm always holding half-empty cans of shaving cream and crying.
[any.such.name (at) gmail (dot) com]
Dec
6th
Thu
6th
Don’t miss it out! Grow a monster in your pants for New Year!
Nov
20th
Tue
20th
i <3 spam
considering only posting amazing spam titles from here on out. thoughts?
***
examples:
Forget about failures in bedroom. With your new bigger dic’k you’re doomed to success!
or - from the body of a spam i got to my work email:
Dont be a looooser, make her scream from pleasant
Oct
17th
Wed
17th
I think my grandmother is high.
This is how our email exchange just went:
[background - I’m asking her about insurance]
Grandma: What abaaoaut Geico — the lizard!
Me: Geico has consistently given me extremely high rates. This is probably also because they want your past 5 years of violations history, and I’m 4 years out of them now. I just looked now though - quotes of $756/half, when others are quoting much less. Eff Geico.
Grandma: That is much higher. Must pay for the advertising lizard!
Sep
28th
Fri
28th
well, this is interesting
- good thing i didn’t pony up the cash for lolla this year either!
Aug
15th
Wed
15th
um… how did I miss this being filmed in Chicago?
looks pretty cute.
Aug
10th
Fri
10th
“so, david, where are you from?”
Aug
3rd
Fri
3rd
how did i miss this?
Aug
1st
Wed
1st
walken. chicken. pears.
mmm, david wain.