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oh! hey! woah!
Apr 27th
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i wish people passed out at parties more often.
…wait a minute… i’m sometimes...
Apr 25th
i'm gonna finger bang bang you...
Apr 25th
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raped by a dog?
Apr 24th
oh dear
Apr 23rd
the government makes you fat
Apr 23rd
idiots
me: ew, why do i have the longest eyebrows ever.chrissy: no idea.
i do too.
OMG WE'RE RELATEDDDD
Apr 20th
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quite possibly my favorite thing ever.
Apr 20th
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DICK!
Apr 19th
housing boner
Apr 19th
dummy
Apr 18th
chilling.
Apr 18th
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ADORABLE!!!
if this video doesn’t get these boys laid, i don’t know what will.
Apr 18th
haha, millard fillmore
Apr 18th
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just when i thought i couldn’t possibly love david wain anymore… (look at him dance!!)
Apr 17th
happy 60th david letterman
Apr 16th
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yeah, i do like zach braff. what of it?
Apr 12th
todd goldman is a piece of shit.
Apr 12th
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michelle: i’m goign to kidnap him and put a big bow on his head and give him as a gift for...
Apr 12th
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Apr 9th
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little hands, stupid hair.
cutting myself.
Apr 6th
why am i the only one i know who has a huge...
Apr 6th
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i heart radar bros.
Apr 6th
who remembers?
Apr 6th
i only wish this had been madison, not mason.
Apr 5th
transit race!
Apr 5th
new place for lunch?
Apr 5th
golden restaurants in chicago
Apr 4th
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great advice.
Apr 4th
how did i miss this?!?
a new reckless records is opening in the loop?? wtf? this is only going to make spending $$ on...
Apr 4th
greasefreak
Apr 4th
Justice - B.E.A.T.
Apr 4th
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basically, i love this song. kind of like the video, too…
Apr 3rd
from dumb to dumber
me: god dammit.chrissy: ???
me: i want my timbuk2 to tear or something so i can get this one:
http: //www.zappos.com/n/p/dp/25327876/c/88649.html
chrissy: give it to me.
i'll give you ten bucks for it.
me: HAH!
do you need a bag?
chrissy: do you?
ZING!!!!
me: no, that's why i want it to wear out!!!
chrissy: hah!
me: you ass.
chrissy: ass...or genius??
me: genASS.
chrissy: ohhhh hoho!!!
ZING!!!!
me: ba-rum-bum
chrissy: bum bum
me and my drum
me: are you high?
chrissy: are you?
me: I ASKED YOU FIRST.
chrissy: no.
me: yes.
chrissy: asshat.
me: hatass.
chrissy: you're not really high, are you?
bumpleass
me: grumpass
and of course i'm not high. I WORK IN THE LAW.
chrissy: I AM THE LAW!!!!
me: i've seen the law, and you, ma'am, are not the law.
chrissy: sure i am.
if i put on one of those dress suits and buy myself a briefcase and fill it with papers.
me: no you don't. you fill that briefcase with rubber chickens.
you're not fooling anyone.
chrissy: rubber chickens AND canned snakes, thank you very much...
me: whateva.
Apr 3rd
oh shit. i'm going to have to break down and...
Apr 3rd
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dammit. why are canadians so funny??
Apr 2nd
new: hot chip - my piano
Apr 2nd
glad to see i'm not the only one who doesn't...
Apr 2nd