madeline and nine

passive agressive notes

who's nerdier? this time, i think it's...

chrissy: http://www.newsnet5.com/technology/13526538/detail.html interesting
me: saw that already this morning.
dammit.
not so quiet any more now, is it?
chrissy: guess not
me: i can't believe naked DSL isn't available yet.
chrissy: naked?
me: yes.
DSL w/o paying for a phone line.
RTFA
chrissy: RTFA meaning?
me: read the fucking article
chrissy: i hate internet acronyms.
me: you've never seen that on the internets?
chrissy: um no.
me: oh please, you use brb
and afk!
chrissy: right
those are easy.
me: so's RTFA once you've seen it once
chrissy: right.
okwttyligtgtw
me: ok well talk to you later i got to go w___ ?
chrissy: fuck you
haha.
me: hahahahahahhahaha.
i win!
chrissy: jbiabssh
me: jen [redacted] is a big stupid slutbag h__ ?
chrissy: Jen [Redacted] is a big smelly shit head
i fucking hate you hha
haha
me: aaaah, i was close.
chrissy: sslteawwm
me: i think shithead is one word, btw.
chrissy: Sometimes she likes to eat a weiner with mustard.
yeah i thought that too.
me: you SHOULD eat a weiner with mustard!!
chrissy: it's the internets though i can do what i want.
i should
but all i have are chik'n patties in the freezer
woe is me.

“my dad is so cool, he is the coolest dad in dad school. he...”
— “snake mistakes”...

FOOD FIGHT!!!

like a hairy elevator

sick!

fascinating

Wheelchair user taken on wild 50-mph ride

official/long trailer for the ten!