madeline and nine

I think my grandmother is high.

This is how our email exchange just went:
[background - I’m asking her about insurance]

Grandma:  What abaaoaut Geico — the lizard!

Me:  Geico has consistently given me extremely high rates.  This is probably also because they want your past 5 years of violations history, and I’m 4 years out of them now.  I just looked now though - quotes of $756/half, when others are quoting much less.  Eff Geico.

Grandma:  That is much higher.  Must pay for the advertising lizard!