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i <3 spam

considering only posting amazing spam titles from here on out.  thoughts?

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examples:

Forget about failures in bedroom. With your new bigger dic’k you’re doomed to success!

or - from the body of a spam i got to my work email:

Dont be a looooser, make her scream from pleasant